WhatsApp Status helps all of us to be together and to make us unite. They perform a vital role for sharing best of the feelings. Some times some words are harder to express where some times those are easier. We share all of these words with people through our status. We all don't have any idea where the person is really looking at the status or not but we are just assuming he is getting our real feeling. Sometimes people becomes sad mostly our friend that time it is necessary to share some joke with them.. But no idea if he is angry on you and going to read joke but he will definitely take a look on your status. So today i am collecting some of the best and best Funny WhatsApp status. Collecting those are too much of the excitement and sharing it with all of you is also a great pleasure for me.
So here are some of the awesome and Best Funny WhatsApp Status :
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he
Today is your day, your mountain is waiting, so get on your way.
Don't play for safety. It's the most dangerous thing in the world
she will definetly call u honny when she needs money
No one can write better non-sense than me
Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
Always respects your self-respect and be proud.
Save Water, Drink Beer!!
Everything is rightly confused.
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
The most important Shareholder in your life is you.
Rules are made to be break.
If you can't the thing, Move on: D
Only brain is works more...if you use it more.
Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?
Only you can work better.
Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl.
Brains are wonderful, why don't have everyone.
Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)
Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.
Is it vodka o’clock yet?
Keep calm, stay happy.
I don't get drunk, i get awesome.
Great power comes with great electricity bills.
Do you still hate me?? I don't care!!
Life is onetime offers use it well.
Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
Enjoy your life--there's is plenty of time to be dead.
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.
No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
Silent people have the craziest minds.
Marriage means silent suicide.
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
All my life a thought air was free...Until I bought a bag of chips.
People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.
I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.
I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
You have the perfect face for radio.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
You look like a before picture.
I was pro life before I met you
Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.
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